TruckerFun.com » Trucker Jokes http://www.truckerfun.com Truck Drivers Work Hard, Play Hard, & Laugh Hard Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:38:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Trucker stops at a red light and… http://www.truckerfun.com/trucker-stops-at-a-red-light/ http://www.truckerfun.com/trucker-stops-at-a-red-light/#comments Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:52:32 +0000 admin http://www.truckerfun.com/?p=24 trucker jokesAs a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde  catches up.  She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,  and knocks on the door.  The trucker lowers the window, and  she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing  some of your load.”  The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl  catches up again.She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks  on the door.  Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if  they’ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly, “Hi my  name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!”

Shaking his head, the  trucker ignores her again and continues  down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All  out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks  on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again  she says “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of  your load!”

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races  to the next light.  When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets  out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on  her window, and after she lowers it, he says…”Hi, my name is  Chuck , it’s winter in West Virginia and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!”

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