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Every truck driver knows the roads are filled with horrible idiot drivers.  This nifty little gadget mounts on your dash and records everything going on outside your window.  This portable dash mountable camera with DVR can record the important details on any accident such as weather, conditions on the road to moron drivers sliding into your lane. 

It’s portable so you can video anything you want!

Portable Dash Mountable Camera with DVR
Price:$89.99

• Up to 5 hour record time on a 2GB SD memory card
• 12V DC powered or battery operated
• Record objective evidence at the scene of an accident
• Record a trip in the countryside to share with friends
• Dashboard mounting hardware included

A truck driver had been driving for many hours.  He’d gone through West Texas, Arizona and New Mexico when he came up on a gas station with a small diner attached and figured he’d better stop to fill up and grab a bite to eat.

So he rolls up to it and gets some ham and eggs and coffee, then fills up his rig with gas.  The trucker’s lack of sleep is finally catching up to him and he says to the shop owner

“Good Lord, I’d give anything for a real bed, I just can’t handle another night in that sleeper.  Is there a motel anywhere round here?”

Shop owner replies “Oh it’s a good 75-80 miles to the next motel.”

Trucker: “Awww Shit…I can’t handle that.  You think you could uh…you got a spare room or something?  I’d pay ya $50 bucks to let me stay the night.  I just can’t spend another night in that sleeper.  It’s tearing my back up.”

Shop Keeper:  “Well…other than me and Paula, there’s only one other bed in the house and it’s a double bed and grandpas sleeping in that one.  Awww, grandpas old, he’s 93 and hell he don’t care.  You can share the bed if you wanna.”

The truck driver thought about it and thought of the fishing trips he used to take with his grandpa, and how they’d always have to share a bed when he was a kid. 

Trucker: “Nahhh..that ain’t no problem.”  So he goes up and the old man is asleep and he takes it down to his t-shirt and boxers and slips under the sheets.  He’s asleep for about 10 to 15 minutes when the old man wakes up and screams:

“Whooa!!!!!!!! Bring on the Girls!  Bring on the Girls!”

The trucker sits up on one elbow cracks an eye and looks at him and says, “Grandpa, what you got on your mind is fine, but that thing you have in your hand there…well, that’s mine.”

On a long journey from Orange County to Las Vegas, a bored carload of teens entered a stretch of highway that was highly congested on I-15.

Several big rigs were traveling in the same direction, the teens soon decided to have some fun with their fellow road warriors.  All of the footage in this video was taken within a time span of 10 minutes.

The teens soon came to the conclusion that truckers are more fun and way hornier than most.

There is a dangerous side to being a truck driver that drivers in the trucking industry deal with on a daily basis.  Highways are filled with trucks, and for the most part we don’t give them a second thought.  There is trucking software to tell owner/operators the inventory on their trucks, but nothing that can prepare a trucker for a crash or accident.

When you see a fleet of trucks cruising down the highway, give them the respect they diserve.  Be safe out on the roads.

As long as there have been vehicles there has been a demand for drag racing.  Since the invention of affordable cars like the Model-T, drag racing has been popular.  Drivers line up to test their vehicles in a race to the finish line.  With different vehicles comes a wide variation of races.  No vehicle is off limits. 

You wouldn’t normally think of a dump truck as a racing vehicle, but on this race track the dump truck rules.

Dump trucks getting down and dirty on the drag racing strip. 

There just isn’t anything more satisfying than seeing a massive big rig spin the rubber off it’s tires.  This is one massive burn out. 

I’m just glad it’s on a track and not the highway.  These truck drivers are some serious adrenaline junkies.  Major Tire Burn Out! All I can say is SWEET!

Finally, a product that liberates truckers from blowing their wad on a stripper…wad of cash that is.

There isn’t a truck driver alive that wouldn’t be thrilled to put this plastic vixen on his dashboard.

This little lady was removed from retail outlet stores like Spencers, after a hord of complaints came in.

Women with way too much time on their hands had a hissy-fit, describing this lovely, young and hard working lass as “cheap and tawdry” and “demeaning to women”.

It may be tacky, but this poll dancing honey is 8 inches of freaky blonde bombshell fun! Thankfully, she has found a home in the world of online retail.

Get your own Pole Dancer