Jul 19
Alaska Grizzly Bear Notice
Category: Funny Pictures, Pictures
The wildlife in Alaska is so fierce that the Alaska Department of Fish and Game felt compelled to put up this notice. A must read sign for anyone visiting Alaska.
Tags: alaska, caution notices, department of fish and game, grizzly bear, wildlife
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Wow. That’s kinda funneeee, haha.
I wanna wear bells.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Love that!
July 24th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I alwayse wondered why I heard a “tinkle” whilst tracking the North American Grizzly Bear!
July 24th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
You’re all fags.
July 24th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
This isn’t even funny. Anybody even a little familiar with bears knows that if you startle them, they get aggressive — hence the bells.
Also, if you stumble on a black bear, you want to move one, but it is not nearly as dangerous as a grizzly.
thegabe is right./
July 24th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
TheGabe… anyone… come on. Its a joke. Jokes are for laughing… Don’t take it serious and get butt hurt. If you don’t enjoy a joke, i feel sorry for you.
July 24th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
edit: on, not one.
July 24th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
The only problem with it being a joke is that its a terrible one. I cant even comprehend how this is funny.
July 25th, 2008 at 12:21 am
Only cows wear bells. And how is smelling bear shit going to help you?
July 25th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Haha, gosh I love to stumble across comment wars and leave comments, whilst never coming back to view the comments again!
July 25th, 2008 at 2:53 am
July 25th, 2008 at 3:42 am
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July 25th, 2008 at 4:05 am
You’re not Mr. Negative, you’re Mr. Braindead.
July 25th, 2008 at 4:30 am
Gee, I wonder why Grizzly dung smells like pepper…
July 25th, 2008 at 4:41 am
It is funny.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:26 am
Okay, I think this needs to be said so the simpletons can understand the Joke. The Sign is asking you to wear bells and carry pepper spray so that when those people get eaten the grizzly shit will be full of their bells and smell of their pepper spray. However I think Someone should contact the people who put that up so that people don’t start walking around with bells on, startling Grizzlys.. As it seem so many people don’t understand a funny joke when they see one Heheh.
July 25th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Pretty piss poor that someone’s had to explain the joke to all the simpleminded morons out there.
“The only problem with it being a joke is that its a terrible one. I cant even comprehend how this is funny.”
Mmm, nice, do you have the same problem when watching a comedy show? “OMG I DONT GET THE JOKES”
July 25th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
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July 25th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
haha
July 25th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
This would be funny to anyone who DOESN’T live in Grizzly bear territory. It’s a fact of life for those who do.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
This is hysterical! Thanks!
July 25th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
LOL – thanks, perfect humor for a Friday.
Hey – any of you ever see the Faces of Death where people are feeding a bear (at Yellow Stone I think) from a car window and the bear runs off with the person’s whole arm?
July 26th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
As a lifelong Alaskan, trust me, this shit is real. And we don’t care. Because we’re Alaskan for fucks sake. Every real Alaskan has been 2 feet from a wild grizzly and lived to tell about it (or remembered fondly) and if you haven’t, well, you must have grown up in Anchorage you silly bitch.
July 27th, 2008 at 12:16 am
I love it!
I’m sure there is also an African version of this.
Living in Australia, as long as you tap your shoes before putting them on(spiders and scorpions); shake your clothes before putting them on(white-tail spiders); use insect surface spray liberally on window and door entrances (spiders); don’t pick up anything outside (spiders, scorpions and snakes); don’t go in the water (sharks and jellyfish)and make lots of noise when out in the bush(country) (anything with teeth and fangs), you shouldn’t come to harm from “beasties”:)
July 27th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
The comments are funnier than the article.
July 28th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
We have the same problem in Scotland. If you don’t smear yourself with English mustard before leaving the house, you run a serious risk of wild haggis attack. Seriously, they’re VICIOUS!
July 29th, 2008 at 12:37 am
HAHAHA, this was the best stumble EVER…. I got to laugh at the joke, wich I found quite amusing… then laugh at all of the moron’s on here. Phoenix I cant even believe you explained it(priceless) Even better……People STILL didnt get it even AFTER an explanation…..STILL ROFLMAO
July 29th, 2008 at 7:54 am
now that’s funny right there , i don’t care who you are .
July 30th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
hurhurhur i agree with mr. chandler
July 30th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
and a few other people.
July 30th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Ha i iz spammin t3h webz HURHUR
July 31st, 2008 at 8:17 am
And you’re pretending you’re a girl
August 1st, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Haha, The picture isnt half as funny as the comment wast that is going on here.
August 1st, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Comment war* Sorry
August 2nd, 2008 at 12:24 am
Buncha Fucktards. It’s not real, it’s photoshopped!
August 2nd, 2008 at 3:53 am
This sign is for pretty much anyone in on these comments. While being funny, its giving the message “be safe, don’t be an idiot”. The people who wrote this are laughing at YOU.
Also, you need to make noise from afar so you’re not sneaking up on the bear. So the ’shit’ is relevant in saying a bear will fucking kill you anyway. The sign calls you an idiot for not knowing shit you already should, and then makes you PARANOID; and is funny.
So, tourists going to Alaska: “Know your shit and don’t die.”
So Simba, its the circle; Where, someone writes something funny and I laugh and then everyone else is stupid. It’s Mufahsah’s great circle of life.
August 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 pm
How many of you douchebags are from Alaska?
August 4th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
whodathunkit ??
August 11th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
omg, some people are sooooo stupid, its a joke gedddittt??? a play on words, a clever interplay of whit. nothing to be deciphered or taken seriously or dissected , it could never be taken seriously except by tight assed morons.
October 5th, 2008 at 4:02 am
oh m’ gosh! daggon it, let’s cover sarah palin in jingle bells and blood and tie her to a tree in the alaskan bush! geez!
October 13th, 2008 at 6:14 am
Remember you don’t need to be able to outrun the bear. You only need to be able to outrun the person who is with you.
If people insist on going where bears live – the bears have every right to think of them as meals on wheels. Pepper is a seasoning, makes idiots taste better. Soft on the outside – crunchy on the inside…fun to chase. What’s not to like?
March 1st, 2009 at 6:19 pm
I got a real chuckle out of the bear notice. Something I don’t get often enough these days. Thanks.